Aunts Selma & Patty Bouvier

Aunts Selma and Patty Bouvier/”The Simpsons”

Oh, those loudmouth, cynical, DMV employed, chain-smoking, Homer-loathing, MacGyver-loving, twin aunts “who suck the life out of everything.” However, they're quite protective of Marge and are borderline fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. So, what’s not to love?

And no one puts on a better or meaner long, boring vacation slideshow or video screening like these two livewires.

Not only did I think I’d end up like the Bouvier twins, I was positive I'd be a resident of “the Spinster Arms apartment complex,” too. (Though, who’s to say that it still won’t happen?) But as long as I had Patty and Selma as my partners in crime there with me, I’d be all right with that.