Being This Guy’s Girlfriend

After two years of praying (from ages 12-14), my dream of being this guy's girlfriend *finally* came true last night! Only took 35 years, a big ass, barely controllable, Chevy Monte Carlo, and throwing down with Kristy McNichol to make it happen. '70s clothes, hair and accessories were also present and accounted for--for all three of us.

Note: I hope you all realize I spare you *all* the details of my crazy dreams. These are just quick summaries with the important parts. The rest of the details could scare you and cause nightmares. Or make you laugh at me more than you already do. Or, both.