Hannibal Lecter
So, last night I had a dream about this man. (If you’re unfamiliar with who he is, his name is Mads Mikkelsen and he plays Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal (TV series)). Anyway, I somehow became involved with some crazy cult-type "motivational" group that traveled via a train, that would make stops all over the country. I mean this group was wacko. I can’t even begin to explain the level of crazytown this troupe was, but it involved Jazzercise and chanting, wearing very odd types of clothing, carrying very large bamboo sticks. Anyway, we stopped in somewhere in Pennsylvania and Mads was in town filming. I, of course, had to catch a glimpse of him, so I got off the train and I introduced myself. We chatted for a bit and then he asked me for my number. I thought, "yeah, right," but I gave it to him anyway. So, I got back on the crazy train, and about a couple hundred miles later, we had to make an emergency stop. It was Mads. He made the train stop so he could talk to me. Yes, me. He got on the train and said that he had been trying to call me but I didn't answer. Ew!! What is WRONG with him?? WHY did he want to get in touch with ME? He said he wanted to go out. So we went. We had a great time. The chemistry was pretty strong, but I still couldn't believe he’d have any interest in me. Oh, wait. I suppose I should mention that James Mardsen also jumped on board to ask my friend Lisa out. And Jane Lynch was part of this nutty cult-type motivational group, and she knew who James was and went above and beyond to be accommodating to stop the train whenever he and Mads wanted to get on. OK, so back to Mads and me...after a great date, he said that we had to be together—to just try because we could me passing up a great opportunity. We just had to find out. Then Valerie M. Langley somehow gets in my business and tells me that "you're not really here for Mads. Mads has to know about this." No. She really didn't say that. I’m just making fun of the stupid things some of the women would say on "Rock of Love/Flavor of Love." ANYWAY…she really was pissed at me, though, for having gone out with Mads in the first place because I had gone behind Sean’s back. Then I woke up.
