No More Than Five Incorrect Answers

So, last night I had a dream that I was vying for a coveted spot on this show. (And yes, smartasses, I was competing as myself—a real woman.) But in order to be accepted, I had to take—and pass with no more than five incorrect answers—a three-hour test (math, geography, and reading). I was so nervous because I knew I did horribly in geography and after waiting about an hour (full of nervousness and crying) for the test results, I learned that I would be a contestant! My dream was about to come true! My drag name? Dix C Cup. (I am trademarking this name, so don’t even think about it!)